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Тут найдется любой текст песни: Исполнитель: Кира
Песня: папарации (акустика)
Добавил: Гость
Кира – папарации (акустика) 0Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. THE BOSS: No problem. REVIEWER: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? THE BOSS: Absolutely, I'm the boss. REVIEWER: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss. THE BOSS: Well, the first thing I do is... Talk to corporate -- LIKE A BOSS! Approve memos -- LIKE A BOSS! Lead a workshop -- LIKE A BOSS! Remember birthdays -- LIKE A BOSS! Direct workflow -- LIKE A BOSS! My own bathroom -- LIKE A BOSS! Micromanage -- LIKE A BOSS! Promote synergy -- LIKE A BOSS! Hit on Debra -- LIKE A BOSS! Get rejected -- LIKE A BOSS! Swallow sadness -- LIKE A BOSS! Send some faxes -- LIKE A BOSS! Call a sex line -- LIKE A BOSS! Cry deeply -- LIKE A BOSS! Demand a refund -- LIKE A BOSS! Eat a bagel -- LIKE A BOSS! Harassment lawsuit -- LIKE A BOSS! No promotion -- LIKE A BOSS! Fifth of vodka -- LIKE A BOSS! Shit on Debra's desk -- LIKE A BOSS! Buy a gun -- LIKE A BOSS! In my mouth -- LIKE A BOSS! ...Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit! Pussy out -- LIKE A BOSS! Puke on Debra's desk -- LIKE A BOSS! Jump out the window -- LIKE A BOSS! Suck a dude's dick -- LIKE A BOSS! Score some coke -- LIKE A BOSS! Crash my car -- LIKE A BOSS! Suck my own dick -- LIKE A BOSS! Eat some chicken strips -- LIKE A BOSS! Chop my balls off -- LIKE A BOSS! Black out in the sewer -- LIKE A BOSS! Meet a giant fish -- LIKE A BOSS! Fuck its brains out -- LIKE A BOSS! Turn into a jet -- LIKE A BOSS! Bomb the Russians -- LIKE A BOSS! Crash into the sun -- LIKE A BOSS! Now I'm dead -- LIKE A BOSS! REVIEWER: Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then? THE BOSS: No doubt. REVIEWER: You chop your balls off and die? THE BOSS: Hell yeah! REVIEWER: And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick. THE BOSS: Nope! REVIEWER: Actually I'm pretty sure you did. THE BOSS: Nah, that ain't me. REVIEWER: Okay, well this has been eye opening for me... THE BOSS: I'm the boss. REVIEWER: Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times... THE BOSS: I'm the boss. REVIEWER: Yeah, yeah, I got it! THE BOSS: I'm the boss REVIEWER: No, I heard you, see ya later! FISH: LIKE A BOSS! |
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