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Тут найдется любой текст песни: Исполнитель: Avenue Q Broadway Musical Soundtrack
Песня: Internet Is For Porn, the
Добавил: Гость
Avenue Q Broadway Musical Soundtrack – Internet Is For Porn, the 0TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait TREKKIE: For porn KATE: Huh? There's always some new site, TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: I browse all day and night TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn, KATE: What are you doing!? TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn KATE: Treee—kkie! TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster KATE: You are ruining my song TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE: Me no talkie KATE: Good I’m glad we have this new technology TREKKIE: For porn KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry KATE: Right from you own desktop TREKKIE: For --- KATE: You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE: FOR PORN!! KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn! KATE: Noooo TREKKIE: The internet if for porn! KATE: Trekkie TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE: NO really, your a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet TREKKIE: Ohhhh? KATE: What?! TREKKIE: You have no idea Ready normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready TREKKIE: Let me hear it! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: Sorry kate TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: I masturbate! TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! KATE: The internet is not for porn!! TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P--- KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online ROB: That’s correct. KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN: Sure! KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay GARY: Yes I do! KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON: True! TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON: . .yeah KATE: EEEWWWWW! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: Gross! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: I hate porn TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click KATE: I hate you men! TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I’m leaving! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I hate the internet! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn TREKKIE: The internet is for TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for PORN! TREKKIE: YEAH! |
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