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Тут найдется любой текст песни: Исполнитель: Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2
Песня: Bill Gates VS. Steve Jobs
Добавил: Гость
Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 – Bill Gates VS. Steve Jobs 0Let me just step right in I got things to invent I’m an innovator baby Change the world Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl I’m a pimp you’re a nerd I’m slick you’re cheesy Beating you is Apple II easy, I make the products that the artist chooses, And the GUI that Melinda uses, I need to bring up some basic shit, Why’d you name your company after your dick? [Bill Gates] You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick, With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck, I’ll dig a hole in the middle of your bony head, With your own little spinning beach ball of death “Hippy” You got given up at birth, I took away your network to AIDs research! Combine all your little toys and I still crush that, iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack, [Steve Jobs] A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes, The man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes, [Bill Gates] Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do, Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? [Steve Jobs] Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple [Bill Gates] I tripled the profits on a PC [Steve Jobs] All the people with the power to create use an apple! [Bill Gates] And people with jobs, use a PC [Steve Jobs] You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple [Bill Gates] Nope, fruity loops, PC, [Steve Jobs] You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple, [Bill Gates] You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC, [Steve Jobs] Let’s talk about doctors, I’ve seen a few, Cos I got a PC but it wasn’t from you, I built a legacy son, you can never stop it, Now ‘scuse me while I turn Heaven to profit, [Bill Gates] Fine, you’ll be like that? DIE THEN! The whole world loved you when you were my friend, I’m alone now with nothing but power and time, And no-one on earth who can challenge my mind! I’m a boss! I own dos! Your future is MY design! I’m a god! Own Xbox! Now there’s no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE! [Siri? (Linus Torvalds?)] I’m sorry Bill, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me, I got the power of a mind you could never beat, I’ll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy, I’m on a C plus plus saying “hello world,” I’ll beat you ’till toy sing about a daisy girl, I’m coming in and out the socket, Nothing you can do to stop me, I’m on your lap and in your pocket, How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? Your cortex just doesn’t impress me, So go ahead try to Turing test me I Stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I’m on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU, My CPU’s hot But my core runs cold Beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old Hasta La Vista Like the Terminator told ya [Voice Over] Who won? Who’s Next? You decide? |
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