There was even going to be a party for you
a big party
That all your friends were invited to
I invited your best friend to companion cube
Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him
All your other friends couldn't come either
because you don't have any other friends
Because of how unlikeable you are
It says so right here in your personal file
Unlikeable
liked by no one
A bitter unlikeable loner
whose passing shall not be mourned
Shall NOT be mourned
That's exactly what it says
Very formal
Very official
It also says you were adopted
So that's funny too