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Песня: 09 Pirelli's Miracle Elixer
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Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street – 09 Pirelli's Miracle Elixer 0Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention, perlease? Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair Wot ought not to be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen, From now on you can waken at ease. You need never again have a worry or care, I will show you a miracle marvelous rare. Gentlemen, you are about to see something wot rose from the dead! On the top of my head. 'Twas PIRELLI's Miracle Elixir, That's wot did the trick, sir, True, sir, true. Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir, Just like an elixir Ought to do! How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed. Does PIRELLI's Stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique. Rub a minute. Stimulatin', i'n' it? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week! TODD: Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench? MRS. LOVETT: Are we standing in an open trench? TODD: Must be standing near an open trench! TOBIAS: Buy PIRELLI's Miracle Elixir: Anything wot's slick, sir, Soon sprouts curls. Try PIRELLI's! When they see how thick, sir, You can have your pick, sir, Of the girls! Want to buy a bottle, missus? TODD What is this? MRS. LOVETT: What is this? TODD: Smells like piss. MRS. LOVETT: Smells like — phew! 2ND MAN: He says it smells like piss. TODD: Looks like piss. MRS. LOVETT: Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear! TODD: This is piss. Piss with ink. TOBIAS: Let PIRELLI's Activate your roots, sir — TODD: Keep it off your boots, sir — Eats right through. TOBIAS: Yes, get PIRELLI's! Use a bottle of it! Ladies seem to love it — MRS. LOVETT: Flies do, too! |
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