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Исполнитель: Timbaland
Песня: Apologize
Добавил: Гость

Timbaland – Apologize 0

(2.06.2011 10:30 AM GMT+9)

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Well ever since grandpa passed away
She's been chillng at home.
Watching soaps half the day
'cause she's feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook
And gave the address
To my friends
And I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed
One day she'd go wild,
But grandma got obsessed
And changed her profile
To Slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled
When I saw a bunch of pictures of her
Cleavage on her wall.

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Then she
Updated her status yeah,
And it made me pissed
'cause she said her grandson
Was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends
Wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all like her comment
'cause they're wack and i'm mad.
Is this considered abuse
Yeah you'd be pissed at her too
'cause now her list of to do's
Is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends
But she's about to seduce.
My homeboys
With a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

I check my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it's your grandma,
But I ain't gonna lie.
She's rocking that muu muu,
And looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass!
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your
Grandma's candly dish.

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
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